In each episode of Bert the Conqueror, everyday guy Bert
Kreischer takes on the most hilariously absurd, undeniably
thrilling and hands-down insane challenges America's towns have
to offer the ones the locals say you just gotta try. From
blobbing in Texas to completing four massive Cedar Point, Ohio
roller coasters within a single hour, nothing is off limits, for
he is . . . Bert the Conqueror.
BERT THE CONQUEROR, SEASON 1 (W/EXTREME BONUS)
Cedar Point
Bert visits Sandusky, Ohio's Cedar Point Amusement Park to take
on the "Fearsome Foursome Challenge": riding the park's four
fastest and tallest coasters in less than an hour!
Utah
Bert travels through Utah for thrills at Lagoon Amusement Park,
Park City ain Resort, and a family's backyard in Hobble
Creek.
Las Ve
Bert experiences sky-high thrills at the Stratosphere Las Ve
Hotel & Casino on the Ve Strip and at Bootleg Canyon
Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.
New Hampshire
Bert travels to New Hampshire and experiences the excitement of
Canobie Lake Park, power kiting, and the 12th annual
Sunapee "Slush Cup".
Tennessee
Bert visits Tennessee's Dollywood and Smoky ain Speedpark in
Pigeon Forge, then learns the art of Catfish Grabblin' along the
Tennessee river system.
Florida
Bert visits Florida to first ride two extreme coasters at Busch
Gardens in Tampa Bay, then to compete in the belly flop contest
held by the Redneck Yacht Club in Punta Gorda.
Texas
Bert takes on Texas thrills with rides at Schlitterbahn Waterpark
Resort, MudDrags racing in San Antonio, and a "Blobbing"
competition in Rocksprings.
Massachusetts
Bert travels to Massachusetts for insane thrills rides at Six
s New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in their
"Greasy Pole" competition.
South Carolina
Bert visits South Carolina for two outrageous roller coasters and
to try his hand at "Redneck Waterskiing".
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Extreme Waterparks
Slap on the sun block and inflate your floaties, we're taking you
on a tour of the most Extreme Waterparks. From a water coaster
that has you rocketing uphill to a ride that spins riders at
a dizzying 35 feet per second, get ready to take plunge!
Extreme Wild Rides: Thrills and Spills
Skate at the largest skate park in the US and then skydive, surf
and rock climb at the ultimate indoor adventure center! Plus
dodge paintballs at a 150 acre over the top paintball escapade
then hop in a dune buggy to soar through the Ve desert!
Extreme Terror Rides: Death Defying Drops
In this hour we'll defy gravity on the Steel Hawg, the steepest
roller coaster around, dodge 9-foot breakers in the tallest man
made waves on the planet and then get thrown out of a volcano in
the biggest sling ride in the world.
Extreme Wild Races
Battle runners from around the world in a race to the top of the
Empire State Building, drive for 24 hours in the junkiest
jalopies in a battle to the end and then throw your wife on your
back in a race to win her weight in !
Extreme Competitions
From a rodeo for 5 year olds to a mustache growing competition
and a gift-wrap race, Extreme Competitions explores the lengths
people go to for victory! Play robot soccer, bob for pig's feet,
and get your lungs ready for the National Hollering Competition.